We wont edit your posts (we don't do that on Whirlpool), but we will hide Then she is walking home from work and she meets this guy on the street Typhoid ( Mary) does indeed have a poison kiss, and Tattoo (funnily The rest of the movie is about the revenge wrought by the soldiers on the crooks. Matt Dillon, Ben Stiller, and Lee Evans in There's Something About Mary ( Cameron Diaz, Matt Dillon, and Lin [while Mary's suitors are quarreling, Brett Favre comes into the room, giving Warren a piggyback ride] See, your friend Tucker was lying about a couple of other things. [Pretending to like retarded kids]. And you travel a lot, and you get to meet interesting people, and uh, I just think it's a although most of the adults claimed they felt nothing, he was amused that they . 13 years later - for his ditzy high school dream girl Mary Jensen ( Cameron Diaz) - and his .. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous guy who wants to kill us.
Spoilers Did you ever see those annoying pop-up online ads about looking up old high-school friends? Did you ever stop to think that this movie is probably responsible? Really, there could be no other impetus for people to want to revisit the horrors of young adulthood then this sterling advertisement for reaching back and reclaiming the best of your past.
Ben Stiller is a sad-eyed magazine writer named Ted who never got over the girl of his high school dreams, Mary, who vanished from his life after a single date in which getting horizontal meant being carted away in an ambulance. Healy finds her and reports back that she's a walrus in a wheelchair. Ted thinks maybe he should check up on her anyway, to see if he can be helpful to her, but Healy explains she's now en route to Japan as a mail-order bride.
What are they, desperate! It's a sumo culture. They pay by the pound. Actually, Healy is not being entirely truthful. Mary is single, ambulatory, and quite the fox in the form of Cameron Diaz. By the time Ted learns the truth, Healy's already putting on the moves on Mary with the help of a fake identity and a pair of gargantuan dentures. Will Mary go for this old near-flame? I have to start taking care of your for the baby. If it's a boy, we'll name him Ralph after me. If it's a girl, we'll name her Tracee after you, this way she can grow up to be a cock-sucking slob just like her mother.
Second Opinion Christopher Moltisanti: I'm not fuckin' kiddin' Tony. He's a sick fuck. He was sniffin' her fuckin' panties. You know, there are worse things that can happen to a person than cancer.
Anthony is a cunt hair away from owning all of Northern Jersey. And I am that cunt hair.
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That's the important thing. You look better too. If you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad waitin' in the car who wants to tongue my balls. Hey you want that, it's a phone call away. You say sign, I sign. You tell me to take a crap on the deck o' the Queen Mary, an hour later, they're hosin' it down with disinfectant. He is Risen Gigi Cestone: What's wrong with you? I'm on a roll here You'll be on a slab you keep it up.
So what's this shit I hear about Tony havin' a fight with Ralph Cifaretto Did you fuck her yet? Her body is mad ripe. Yeah, but did you fuck her yet? She's creamin' fer me man. I don't know if it's even a smart thing Who could that be!!!
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It's the Boston Strangler At the very least, Tony owes you an apology. The money I put in his pocket from construction alone, he should hit his knees, this prick. You think I'm afraid of that fat fuck? I'm tellin' ya John, he's not leavin' me a lot of options here. You wanna commit suicide, pills are a lot easier. You should get the nurse to help you Amazing thing about snakes is that they reproduce spontaneously.
What do you mean? They have both male and female sex organs. How can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck themselves? When the snake tempted Eve to bite the apple? Hey, snakes were fucking themselves long before Adam and Eve showed up, T. What are you doin' here? I got sent home. I got in trouble. Your son broke into his school Friday night and vandalized the swimming pool. How do you vandalize a swimming pool? They threw a bunch of stuff in it, they broke things.
Why'd you do that for? On your mother's birthday?! It was after midnight. What are you, fuckin' stupid, huh? You make this pizza? Who make-ah this pizza? Is this your store logo sir? This pie was found at a crime scene. My pizza never hurt nobody. You no find any bacteria in here!
Some kids broke in a Verbum Dei High School, broke things, they left this there. Now you tell me their names, I go put-ah my foot up-ah their ass. Don't tell me you were happier when she was goin' out with that uh Jamaal Ginsburg, the hasidic homeboy.
Tony, guess what we found in the bottom of the Christmas box. Burn the fuckin' thing. This is the first Christmas in history I remember him not bein' Santa. We were talkin' the other day about that fat piece o' shit. When he got back from Boca in Christmas in '95, how he wasn't himself. What happened to uh To sell out your friends and save your own ass. That's one ride I would've loved ta been along on. Enough o' this shit. Put up the fuckin' decorations. Well we still gotta find somebody ta play Santa.
The fuck outta here. Everyone looks at Bobby, Silvio points it out to Tony What?! What are you talkin' about? You wanna play Santa Claus at the party this year?
I can't do that. I don't know how. Eh, what's to know. You ask 'em what they want for Christmas, you give 'em a nice toy, and that's the end of it.
So shut the fuck up about it. I loved that cocksucker like a brother and he fucked me in the ass. One thing you gotta admit, he made a great Santa Claus. In the end, fuck Santa Claus. You were on my lap five minutes ago. Now you're goin' on Santa's list and you're gettin' nothin'! I can go get help.
You're not leavin' me here. You don't trust me? Pitch dark out there. And what's your fuckin' plan? We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers.
And I shoulda fucked Dale Evans, but I didn't! Could be him out there stalkin' us! Think about it Chrissy. Even if he's alive, he's unarmed and bleedin' like a sieve, he's in the woods, he's in his pajamas. It's the fuckin' Yukon out there.
Probably thinks we left anyway. If he's alive, which he ain't. Fuck, there's some ketchups and shit. They were in the bag. They're a little halfway frozen. Mix it with the relish. You said yourself I hit 'im in the head.
Fuckin' Rasputin this guy. One time we went huntin'. Saw a sign said 'Bear Left. We were drivin' south and the sun's settin' there. What good's that do us? At least we know what direction we're headed. Yeah but we're still fuckin' lost. You think we're diggin' a hole. That's right shithead, get to work.
I know the ground's kind o' hard, but give it some o' that Siberian action. Ya sech pubyuvyal sukye. Cocksuckers, I'll kill you both Paulie Walnuts: Vishto davitzishtov na chaladna.
You think the cold bothers me?
I wash my balls with ice water! Ya payatsiev caladeeva deechadyeel. You American pieces of shit. Valery Spits Christopher Moltisanti: Who gives a shit. Not that it matters now. We didn't come ta your house ta kill ya!
That mouth o' yours. You gotta learn to shut the fuck up. So how far is it to Atlantic City? Valery swings the shovel right into Chris's head and slams him hard. Then he hits Paulie with the other end of the shovel right in his stomach and runs off.
I think he's dyin'. Must've cracked his windpipe. That's it fer him. What, are you a fuckin' doctor now? What're we gonna do?
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He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. Guy was an interior decorator. His house looked like shit. I can't believe it.
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Probably kids or somethin'. What if it was the guy? You got the money. It was in the car. It's all I asked you ta do Paulie. Sorry T, it couldn't be helped. Guy fuckin' lunged at us.
What do ya think? Wanna look fer this guy or what? Is it worth it? I hit 'im in the head Tone. I saw it with my own eyes. Is it possible this fuck made it outta here alive? It's hard to say.
Head shot, I dunno. On the other hand, anything's possible. What do you wanna do? To Paulie Paulie Walnuts: But lets be clear on this right now.
This cocksucka crawls out from under a rock, he's your problem, not mine.
You deal with Slava, you take the heat. You pay the price. Do that by yer own window. Captain or no Captain, right now we're just two assholes lost in the woods. Do yerself a favor, Chrissy and go back to fuckin' sleep. So you can choke me?
I heard ya on the phone tryin' ta blame this on me. Fuck you talkin' about? You fucked up with the Russian prick, now you're worried about Tony. You wait till I'm asleep then you'll choke me so he'll just have your version. Choke ya right now you fuck!! Chris pulls his gun out I'll leave you here you one-shoe cocksucker. Put it down Chrissy.
You know how fast I can run, I'll leave you in the fuckin' dust. Chris laughs and calms down Paulie Walnuts: